Are you unpopular?
But don't worry. You can instantly halt halitosis with Listerine.
In fact, the "pleasant-tasting germicide" is so
powerful, it can combat a cold, dandruff, or perspiration, and it provides
cool, refreshing exhilaration after a shave.
Your foxtrot is divine, Rose. But what's that evil smell about Helen? |
Although some sources claim Listerine ad men invented the
term "halitosis," its origins date back to 1874, five years before a
doctor from Missouri invented Listerine as a surgical antiseptic. Dentists
began using it for oral care in 1895, and it was first sold over the counter in
1914.
My fave. So sad. |
"How wise is the woman who realizes the importance of
keeping the breath always sweet, wholesome and agreeable! After all, nothing
mars a personal relationship like halitosis (bad breath) whether occasional or
habitual."
I love the word "wholesome" here, as if a woman's
breath implies something about her character.
Use Listerine after shaving. Or else. |
"Feel well and keep well" is very different
message than threatening a woman with everlasting loneliness due to her breath.
Basically, a man might end up temporarily sick or infected if he does not use
Listerine, but a woman might fail to catch and/or keep a man forever.
Even worse, the man she thought she had might--GASP--leave her and marry her friend!
It's bad enough when you don't get asked to dance, but when your fiance of two years leaves you because of your breath...
Your mission is clear.
Gargle. The men will flock.
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